
The Talented Mr. Stench
My first cousin, Winona Ryder — Noni to me — is engaged to Johnny Depp, and this has afforded me a weird kind of occasional close access to Johnny, a rising star who’s well on the cusp of epic hugeness. Tonight, we’ll take Manhattan.

Clenches and Clover
One-night stands are awkward, and in the era of AIDS they’re dangerous. I need a girlfriend and I need one now.
Be careful what you wish for.

Alphabet City
In the first episode of Season 2, Alphabet City, 1986 — the rent is cheap, the night is young, and the stars are out.